Kamis, 09 Februari 2012

More Humor from the Holdover

During an interview at the jail with a client set for trial next week:

ME:  I'm going to need to get you some clothes for trial.  What size pants do you wear?

HIM:  My waist is 34.

ME:  What length for the pants?

HIM:  I don't know.

ME:  Well, how tall are you?

HIM:  Six feet.

ME:  Really?  You look shorter from this side of the plexiglass.

HIM:  Yeah, and you look like you got a lot more hair from this side, too.

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