An exchange between me and a shoplifting client in the holdover:
ME: Good morning, Ms. _________.
HER: Are you my new attorney?
ME: Um, no. I've always been your attorney.
HER: You're the same guy from last time?
ME: Yes.
HER: I just remember you being a lot younger last time.
ME: That was only three weeks ago!
HER: Maybe you had more hair back then.
ME: Trust me, I didn't.
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