Holiday Classics

Last year I got canned (for the second time) for running the 12 Days of Lykos (that YOU GUYS wrote, I might add!). Looking back on the list now, it seems so absolutely non-abrasive compared to what Snookems and the Gang actually did during their first year in Office, doesn't it?

So, without further ado, I'm re-running the 2008 Days of Lykos. I'm also taking suggestions for the 2009 Days of Lykos.

Y'all remember how to play this game right??

Oh, and by the way, I will be ceremoniously firing myself again Christmas Eve so that Ken Magidson doesn't have to do it this year.

Merry Christmas everybody!

The 12 Days of Lykos - 2008 Edition

On the 12th Day of Lykos, Snookems gave to me 12 jurors chosen without a preemptive strike;

11 free "crooked cop passes" from Mr. Police Integrity himself;

10 internal memos regarding unprofessionalism of reading toxic, antiregime blogs;

9 new ashtrays for the 6th floor smoking lounge;

8 days of Lykos Hell every single week;

7 insulted yarmulke-wearing witnesses;

6 emails from my family wanting an explanation for why I won't be visiting as planned for New Years;

5 new pantsuits;

4 free tickets for a reception on January 1, 2009 that I'm forced to attend;

3 washed out judges;

2 Leitner balls; and

A troll from a spider hole.